I check my stats daily. Once a day.
Okay, I’m lying. I check them more than that.
Strange searches which have led people to my fine abode of rants:
- dress up scenes boyfriend girlfriend: I pity this poor sap who’s girlfriend makes him play with Barbies.
- How to have an affair: Seems logical enough. A man or woman stupid enough to need a guide.
- linsey lohan flashing: I swear, I was just looking for linseed oil.
- upstairs neighbors purposely stomping: Buy shotgun. Aim at pesky neighbor. Shoot.
- convictions on dress, movies and music: Get your own damn opinions and stop stealing mine.
