- I will wait more than 25 seconds before calling their phone.
- I will not call 47 times if they fail to pick up after the first time.
- I will not call at 3 AM
- …Even if I have a nightmare
- …Especially if I have a nightmare.
- I will avoid discussing how I think all Christians should be burned at the stake.
- I will resist the urge to groom myself more than I would otherwise do.
- However, I will remember to brush my teeth.
- I will not immediately engage in a scar comparing competition.
- I will not lament the loss ex-girlfriends/boyfriends/midgets/goldfish crackers.
- I will not act like a creepy obsessive maniacal psycho stalker.
- I will not google them.
- I will not scrutinize their tax or phone records.
- I will not call them before actually receiving their phone number from them.
Posted by: dresstosurvive | April 14, 2007
My Resolutions For Meeting New People
Responses
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By: Ambre3000 on April 14, 2007
at 7:19 pm
All of this is true, and a very good list to go by… I feel I should copy and paste it into my to-do list ;). hahhaa.
By: Charlotte on April 14, 2007
at 7:21 pm
the scar thing should be taken off.
it’s a great way to break the ice!
“so…is there a good story behind that scar on your eye?”
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