Twat Blocker

This is completely unmaintained. If you don’t wipe your shoes at the door, I’ll fire it up just for you.

Hi, you’ve found the Annoying Twat Blocker user script for Greasemonkey! Currently, it filters out the annoying twat Emerild from the comments of Violent Acres Talk, making my day that much more enjoyable.

Install the Annoying Twat Blocker!

Currently, the only twat is hardcoded. If you’d like, save the script to your computer, edit the list, open it in Firefox, and tell Greasemonkey to install your customized version. Future editions will feature a much nicer interface to select your twats.

And now, a cheer from George Carlin!

Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat. Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot. Hooray, lizard shit, fuck!

Get it? Nothing here anymore. Just old cruft.

Responses

hahahahaha nice.

you going to added other sites?

It could theoretically work on other sites with minor changes. If there’s a demand, sure, I’ll continue to develop it. If there isn’t, it’ll continue being a VA Talk thing. Either way, I’ll continue making it easier to use.

Bless your javascript coding skills. The evil one named Emerild has been banished from my computer! Give me a WOO and a HOO. WOOHOO!!!

I’m evil?

Name one evil action that I’ve ever taken?

Explain this please.

If being confused is evil… I’m guilty.

Thanks for the blocker I’ve tweaked it and thrown it back at ya.

xoxoxoxoxo

Haha, I don’t really care if you ignore me. Go ahead. Thanks for pointing out who you are.

Evil em’
You could’ve just arrested me when I committed my act(s) of evil.
No one ever arrested me accept that one dui…
I was going five over the speed limit in a nice neighborhood.
No one was hurt. No one died. I just paid a bunch of $ and learned a lesson or two.
I paid my tickets… went to class, and that was that.

there -is- demand for this code.

if it’s not too difficult, however, which i’m sure it would be, the better thing would be to make the posts very small so they could still be ignored, but leave room for interpretation, especially if said person says something worth saying.

wouldn’t want to miss out on something that crazy, right?

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